Welcome to our Comedy On The River Page!

How to Book

Select the “Book Now” button above, select the date that you prefer then follow our simple online booking steps to complete your reservation.


Frequent Paddler Pass Discount – 25%

What’s Included
  • Boat(s)
  • Paddle(s)
  • PFD(s) “Lifejackets”
  • Glow Stick
  • Comedy show right on the river!
  • Our experienced staff to help you every step of the way!

“BYOBoat+Equipment” Option : Comedy Show ONLY. Be sure to bring your own Boat+Equipment!

What to Bring
  • Dress for the weather!
  • Something to secure your Shades so they don’t fall in and sink!
  • Sunscreen, Sunglasses & Hats, are all recommended for sunny days!
  • Blanket to keep you cozy during the show
  • Snacks & Drinks – Non Alcoholic 😉
  • Don’t forget your Cameras!

“BYOBoat+Equipment” Option : Be sure to bring your own Boat+Equipment!

How It Works

2 Hour Rentals:  After Signing in our friendly staff will set you up with your Boat(s) and Equipment before helping you launch on your calm scenic Located on Toronto’s beautiful Humber River our Comedy On The River event starts at our Humber Paddling center which is only a 5-Minute walk from Old Mill TTC Station! Upon arrival we’ll get you signed in and set you up with your boat and equipment before you embark on your scenic paddle of the meandering Humber River to our Comedy Show located right on the river! Upon arrival you’ll be greeted by host Dan Galea, and some of Toronto’s biggest upcoming comedians. Depending on the event, shows may include Jeff McEnery, Pat Thornton, Hisham Kelati, Ali Hassan, Cassie Cao, Hoodo Hersi, Jackie Pirico, Sean Cullen, Carol Zoccoli, Freddie, Chris Robinson, Brandon Ash Mohammed, Kate Davis, Scott Thompson and Daniel Woodrow.

Important Information
  • Check specific event dates for start time and duration!
  • Anyone under 18 must be accompanied by an adult or legal guardian.
  • Frequent Paddler Pass: For those who purchased our Frequent Paddler Pass your discount will be automatically applied!
  • Events are subject to weather and other factors out of our control. If we must cancel or delay an event we will let you know as soon as it possible.

Click Here to view our Cancellations & Rescheduling Policy

Frequent Paddler Discount Pass

Become a Frequent Paddler today and save on our huge selection of Kayaking, Canoeing & SUP Guided Tours, Lessons & Rentals! Best of all using your Frequent Paddler Discount Pass you can bring guests and book up to 4 boats using your discount!

How Much? Our 2021 Frequent Paddler Pass is Only $20 + tax!

Restrictions apply. Click Here for More Information!

Map & Directions

Click Here for Directions to our Humber River Paddling Center

Events Calendar

Our 2022 paddling season bookings will begin in April. Our apologies for the delay. We are in the midst of a complete website overhaul to improve your booking experience. We’re all looking forward to an exciting Summer and can’t wait to get you all back out on the water!

How to Book: Click the Date to select the Date & Time that works for you. Select the event time you’d like then select which boat(s) you’d like to reserve, then follow our easy online booking process to complete your reservation.

Using a Gift Certificate or Group Deal Voucher? Enter the Voucher Number in the Promo Code box on the Checkout Page.

Upcoming Events

There are no upcoming events at this time.